R.I.P. Dinghy
27 09 2010 Posted by Daniel
This past weekend a friend of mine and I performed funeral services for my dinghy “Mini Me”, a 13-year old West Marine PVC inflatable who, truth be told, probably “died” about a year ago, really. We’d kept her on life support for as long as we could but at some point even that didn’t cut it any longer and she passed away peacefully in her slip. The burial was held by the Old Green Dumpster, and her remains are now committed to the earth, probably for the next 20,000,000 years or however long it takes PVC impregnated fabric to actually degrade (apparently there is a difference between the kind of degrading that causes her to be absolutely useless as a watercraft and the kind of degrading that allows the earth to finally reclaim the component materials).
I don’t think I personally ever even got much use out of her beyond a good workout trying to coax her out of becoming an impromptu sea anchor in the middle of the ICW with oncoming barge traffic, the first time her tube deflated spontaneously. In fact, I can personally say I’ve never even sat in her. So I suppose I can’t say its a terrible loss to see her given a standing and proper rest. But now I have to go buy another dinghy for my yacht. I’ll take a proper non-inflatable, this time, thanks.
Anyway, R.I.P. “Mini Me”, alas we hardly knew ye.
I don’t think I personally ever even got much use out of her beyond a good workout trying to coax her out of becoming an impromptu sea anchor in the middle of the ICW with oncoming barge traffic, the first time her tube deflated spontaneously. In fact, I can personally say I’ve never even sat in her. So I suppose I can’t say its a terrible loss to see her given a standing and proper rest. But now I have to go buy another dinghy for my yacht. I’ll take a proper non-inflatable, this time, thanks.
Anyway, R.I.P. “Mini Me”, alas we hardly knew ye.







